Friday, July 4, 2008
OMG, its the news!
You ever look at a news report that is so bizarre that you just can’t keep your mouth shut. I usually don’t write these kinds of thoughts down as I find it better to wait until I am seated at the lunch table with co-workers and make my comments just as they are taking a drink of liquid. I love it when someone shoots milk out of their nose. The problem is that I had to eat lunch alone today, so I will share my thoughts with my readers but with a toned down texture. Some of you might be shocked as you think I am a really level headed individual that would not want to offend anyone. That is true, but dog gone it, sometimes I just can’t hold it in. I used to do stand-up comedy while I was a police officer in the Seattle area back in the mid 90’s. Thanks to a young and very successful comedian by the name of Kyle Cease. He talked me into trying out a few lines on an open mic night at a Seattle club. I did, and I liked it. I wish I would have stuck with it. Anyway this is where my morbid side comes from and if I offend you I am sorry.
The story that I picked up on this morning was located on the FOX News online. How could you pass this up?
Three dogs have been given a stay of execution by a Sherriff in Tulsa Oklahoma. These dogs were to be put to death because they had appeared in some porno films involving a 54 year old woman. OMG, I love dogs, they are my favorite four legged pals. These dogs are to be rehabilitated and put up for adoption. Hhhhhmmmmmmm. I am not sure I would be comfortable sending my child out to toss a ball with these animals. Would you dare bend over to work in the garden? It would also be a bit uncomfortable locking eyes with them. What the hell are you looking at? I know what you are thinking. How do you rehabilitate these animals? After all they say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks! See, nothing in the lives of these animals will be normal, even a simple phrase like that can’t be said anywhere that someone is about to drink milk. God help these four legged creatures and the comedians who will be on stage this weekend.